February 10, 2009

Stranger Than Fiction

Posted in Uncategorized at 5:02 pm by Paul Sagar

A Giant Horse is to be erected in North Kent.

60 million people will see it each year.

If any of those people were to stand next to the horse, they would be no higher than one of its hooves.

The horse is nicknamed “The Angel of the South”.

In 3,000 years the survivors of Global Climate Collapse will either worship this giant Horsegod or else establish museum exhibits purporting to explain why we did.

2 Comments »

  1. Ste For Sure said,

    i reckon we should write some kind of gospel about the horse and bury it nearby. a real proper religion might start up then.

  2. Duncan said,

    They will say it had ‘ritual significance’.


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